Interpretive dance
for a job interview
show them you can give presentations
your a self-starter
able to work in groups
as well as alone
can follow instructions
that your a worker

Sit awhile with this,
Why don't we?
Obviously,
Dancing for a queen or king-
they're not going to do any work!
Lazy Bastards
So try to relax and gestalt
deep scale of the company,
-until hired. THEN Start !DaNcInG!!

Bring honey home
It's better than salt
or salted pork
fermented pig is just gROss!!
and I know I'd rather be
relaxed than fat with hypertension

Intoxicating poems
might get ya drunk
or at least relax and please
and maybe inspire
as mead inspires
conjuring verbs,
for conflagration of metaphor
IS the fermentation of honey

Please read this poetry
as a job interview.
I'm relaxed and gestalting,
I know I'd rather be
fermenting honey,
but scarcity and all.